Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Ten commandments (in bed)

You shall have no other gods before me in bed
You shall not make for yourself an idol in bed
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God in bed
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy in bed
Honor your father and mother in bed
You shall not murder in bed
You shall not commit adultery in bed
You shall not steal in bed
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour in bed
You shall not covet your neighbours house in bed
You shall not covet your neighbours wife in bed

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Microwaved Intelligence

So, Nic was making himself some food just now, so naturally he was cooking it in the microwave. After turning it on, I suddenly noticed that a pod of whales had come to our apartment. Only it wasn't a pod of whales, it was the microwave.

I'm pretty sure there is something seriously wrong with the microwave, since most appliances aren't supposed to sound like aquatic mammals. We've known for a while that our microwave has problems and is possibly making us sterile, but this is the first time it's tried to communicate.

We figure the microwave irradiated itself long enough to gain sentience. Our next task is to try to understand it well enough to communicate back. I'm going to watch Finding Nemo to brush up on my whale.

Monday, November 5, 2007

heat? yay!

--- I tried to post this three days ago, but the blog was broken. ---

Today, our apartment heating system turned on for the first time this season. It really must be winter now!

Monday, October 1, 2007

Sanka got spayed

Sanka got spayed. She didn't like it very much. I think she's slowly forgiving me for it though. She came back much skinnier than when she went it. It kinda creeped me out.

No more mrowing!

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Miss you guys!

I miss the mess...is that weird or what?

love
Cole ;)

Monday, August 13, 2007

Vacation!

Hello world!

I'm back from my super vacation! Did you miss me? Did you know I was gone? NOT IMPORTANT.

What's important is that I posted a big long post about my excellent adventures on my own blog, which is here

Now everyone who was totally holding off on awesome stuff because they knew I was gone can rest assured, I'm back!

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Saturday, July 14, 2007

If you feel like crying...


Bridge to Terabithia well...let me give you Cole's synopsis.*SPOILER ALERT* So their is this boy who has a hard life and is depressed. His father doesn't show him affection and people constantly pick on him at school, but there is a bright side he makes a friend and is happy... (so if you want to read the rest drag your mouse over top of the black)... Then she fucking dies! Yeah then he become more depressed and thinks that she is still alive then he goes back into the make believe world which they made together and lives there for the rest of his days!! Walt Disney you are fucked up!! I mean THat's a warm happy family moment!

So it wrap it up if you want to good cry watch this movie you will cry hard.